Humorous Cooking Quotes
and poems

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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

Today's Menu: Take it or Leave it!

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

Bless the cook who serves love and laughter

A balanced diet is having a cookie in both hands

The kitchen is the heart of the home

 The way to a woman's heart is through the door of a good restaurant.

Dieting is the penalty for exceeding the feed limit


Where there's smoke, there's toast.

On safari in Africa. somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

Kissing don't last: cookery do.

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times -
- in water, in butter and in wine.

Humorous Cooking Quotes

Here's some ditties

I prefer my oysters fried;
That way I know my oysters died.

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A wife likes hugs and kisses,
But what she really likes is help with the dishes!

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When the meal isn't ready, they're under my feet.
When the food's on the table, they're down the street

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Nothin' says lovin'
Like fresh pie from the oven.

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I always eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
They do taste kind of funny
but It keeps them on my knife

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